MURDER HORNETS IN SPACE


Coming soon ... a major motion picture










Moist had set out to create nanobots infused with the DNA of Asian Giant Hornets. He believed that these tiny machines would be the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. And so he toiled day and night, driven by a feverish determination to see his vision through to the end.

As the launch day approached, Moist's excitement reached a fever pitch. He had built a banana-shaped rocket that would take him and his precious cargo into space. But danger lurked around every corner, and Moist knew that he was risking everything on this one gambit.













When the meteor struck, Moist's heart sank. He had invested so much time and energy into this project, and it was all about to go up in flames. But then something miraculous happened. The rocket, it seemed, was indestructible. It soared into the heavens, leaving the Earth far behind.

And so the Giant Chrome Hornets in Space were born, a testament to Moist's genius and a symbol of humanity's boundless potential. But as I watched the spectacle unfold, I couldn't help but wonder at what cost had this vision been achieved. Language is a Virus, and it seemed that Moist had been infected with a madness that would never truly be cured.







Murder Hornets in Space, A Major Motion Picture
NightCafe / Met(a)wurst, 2022







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