Murder Hornets #2




So, what have we learned from our vicious vivisectionary Investigations Elon?


One day, Ego Moist's obsession reached a fever pitch. He had been working for weeks on his latest creation, a banana-shaped rocket that he dubbed the "Hornet's Nest." The rocket was powered by a volatile mixture of chemicals, and Ego was convinced that it would be the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. 





Well Jeff, it turned out to be relatively trivial to weaponise the murder hornets by injecting them with Unobtanium...




But we proceeded in part from false premises, assuming that it was lizards all the way down but, at the nanoscopic level, down toward the Planck scale, language is reduced to an empty idiolect. A series of characters devoid of meaning... 

At that unimaginably sub-atomic level, it turns out everything is just gibberish. 

Sounds like a job for  Alexa..





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For a moment, it seemed as though Ego's dream was about to come true. But then, disaster struck. A massive meteor hurtled towards Earth, threatening to wipe out all life on the planet. Ego, in his banana-shaped rocket, was the only hope for humanity. He soared into space, dodging asteroids and fighting off alien monsters, until he finally reached the meteor. With a mighty blast of his rocket engines, he shattered the meteor into a million pieces, saving the world from certain doom. 

But what of the giant chrome hornets? They remained a figment of Ego's fevered imagination, a tantalizing vision that had driven him to the brink of madness. Languished, like the virus that had infected his mind, they would remain forever out of reach.